Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Paul Walker Kicks Ass


Paul Walker is by far my favorite actor. Joyride sucked, but everything else this guy turns up in is absolute box office gold (not taking revenue generated into account). He’s like a brooding combination of Mark Paul Gosselaar and Rick Schroder all rolled into one. If you’ve yet to accept Paul Walker as the most real dude in Hollywood, let me present his latest quote about other actors who cry about the hardships thrust upon them by their own fame (quotes courtesy of WWTDD):

"All these people who complain and bitch about it ... move. Get the fuck out. You don't like the press, why the hell are you shopping on Rodeo Drive? Come on, it's easy to disappear if you want to."

That’s certainly refreshing, but not near as cool as his statements about filming the movie “Into the Blue” with the exceedingly foxy Jessica Alba:

“Come on, dude, you know what I'm looking at. I couldn't take my eyes off that ass. I'm sorry. She's beautiful. And she's such a pain in my ass, too. But that's what I love about her. She's the kind of girl you just want to have angry sex with for the rest of your life because it's just that good."

I couldn’t give a better description of Jessica Alba myself. His slightly unnatural affection for animals in the newly released “Eight Below” may be the only thing that keeps Walker from overtaking Tom Brady as my heterosexual man-crush.

1 comment:

Thayne Cullimore said...

Jeff,
That's just a stupid question. Why would anyone ask that question? It's childish and immature. Especially when everyone already knows the answer. It is obviously both.